Yes....a Dogist!
Oh how I worship Dog. Dog is God. Is there anything more joyful then being wagged at? Or watching a dog play? Have you ever watched that Ricky Gervais interview where he explains how much he loves dog? No? Well... "They're the greatest thing on the earth, a dog. They're amazing. They're magical. It's the closest I get to spirituality. Just watching a dog. They're beautiful. They've got soul. They're amazing. They're brilliant. I couldn't invent a better thing. There's nothing as good. ...." And he goes on. (You can watch that here: ) When I watched that, I raised my hands to the Dogs and said, "Amen, brother...Amen.