For the love of dog!

The exasperated cry usually goes, "but for the love of god!" But you all read that bit about how I worship Dog, so... ya know, for the love of dog. I exclaim it all the time. I exclaim when I see the waggiest wag I ever did see. When drool flings from one side of the room to another. I say it when a dog rolls around in something not even remotely aromatic to the human senses. I exclaim it when I get sweet slobbery kisses. Just...for the love of dog!